GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Okay, so my magnificent 'Of Course You Know My Wife' virus has been chosen for this month. THANKS FOR THAT GUYS.

 

But now, people need to pair up. So in the same vein as the OT3 hook-up thread, make your proposals here, although it's not like it's official or anything. AND MAKE IT ROMANTIC, ASS FACE.

I'm putting both Kinnikuman and Kuroro Lucifer up for grabs, so if you want to have an annoying useless lump who'll take care of you for a husband, press button 1 now. If you'd like to have an incredibly wealthy, useful man who'll be slowly torturing you to emotional death, press button 2 now. If you're ugly, press button 3 now. There are only three buttons, suckers and you gotta push one!

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[themixedsky.livejournal.com]

AH BUT YOU SEE NURSE WIGGLYFINGERS, I AM THE ALMIGHTY TACOGOD AND NONE CAN RESIST MY IMPREGNATION POWERS except hermy and shugo cause they are meanie heads :c. MOLESTING DUEL IS-

....OH SHIT YOU WORK FAST MY FRIEND. *demonstrates on -you- where the finger went~. And some others BECAUSE I READ THE FUTURE*

Oh dude Luss will claim that is the only reason he married Sugu. because he has a fab bod and cute face. xD YOUR STUPIDITY IS FORGIVEN BY MUAY THAI WAIFU BECAUSE HE ADORES YOUR BOOOOODY. Suguru being the hubby will get to see the not!cracktabulousflambouyant side of Lussu.

YEAH WELL YOU -LOVED- ME BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED >:'T HEY HEY WHY NOT JUST REREAD IT ALL? 8D

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

YOU FOOL TRICYCLE, IF YOU WERE TO IMPREGNATE ME IT WOULD ONLY RESULT IN CREATING A BLACK HOLE! IN MY MAN-WOMB! WHICH YOU JUST STUCK A FINGER INTO! IT'S ON NOW!
*Perfectly reflects your finger tricks, thus PROVING DETERIMINISM. And then, performs the incredibly deadly double tongue little finger spin molestation manuever which if performed incorrectly causes instant death.*

Suguru will be all 'it's okay you only love me for my body, I love you for your smile and if my body makes you smile you can have it~' or something. He's like that.

Before we got married you weren't a massive bitch! I can't be expected to love a massive bitch! Also because there's a whole lot of it and I have a good memory!

[themixedsky.livejournal.com]

BUT MY DEAR INTERN YOUR MAN-WOMB IS SUCH A LOVELY SHAPE AND SIZE TO BEAR MY INTERGALACTIC BUSULAR CHILDREN. AND IT FEELS SO GOOOOD~~~ 8D *I-.... i.... okay fuck it you win. OTL ;A; I CANNOT COMPETE WITH YOUR BIG WORDS AND SENTANCES AND instant deaaaaaath*

fkgjh. If he does say stuff like that he will completely win luss' heart and he will fangirl so damn hard. and seduce him in everyroom of the castle

Oh I totally was. I JUST WASN'T CARRYING YOUR CHILD THEN -GASP-. Doooooo it! There's only like 250something chapters 8D

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

WELL I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T PUT OTHER THINGS IN THERE, JUST NO BABIES! ALSO NOW YOU KNOW WHY I'M THE DOCTOR AROUND HERE!

That is EXACTLY what he'd say. Whilst taking off his mask to show him his pretty faaaace. Which doesn't actually glow yet, but it will in the future, and will makes everything pretty when it does. Suguru is still an uber virgin at this point so please be gentle

HOLY SHIT. HONEY I'M SORRY, LETS TRY AGAIN! 261. There are 261 chapters... Oh hell, why not? I do love Tsuna. And that guy with the hair, Belphagar or whatever.

[themixedsky.livejournal.com]

oh snapyou are the doctor~ /bows to your mightyness

....o-oh god he will seriously and totally just. capture the heaaaart luss didn't know he had. like. like. like honestly and truely. |D; lussuria will take it slow. so slow they will need multiple rounds hurrhurr

OH HONEY WE'RE HAVING TWINS and one will wear pretty dresses even if they are both boys dammit. 261. ah how the time has flown ;w;. AHAH BELPHEGOOOR~~ prince be a damn fine bitch /nods

oh oh and if you ever wanna chat on aim mine is awildbus 8D

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Bowing isn't the best choice, it opens up many new options.

Awww, that sounds so sweet! Suguru is well known for his ability to make the most brutal, evil or unfeeling people open up and become good people, so it makes sense. He will totally luff his waifu.

EXCELLENT! You can have one for pretty dresses and I can have one for lab coats and top hats! Yes, I have a thing for a)blondes b)psychos c)royalty d)hair covering eyes. SO I LUFF HIM.

I think my introduction there speaks for itself.