13 February 2008 @ 08:34 pm
Hi-de-ho, there, neighbor! [Character warning ahead]
Sorry about my sudden disappearance on the last virgin lottery post. I had some...red tape I needed to go through. I am planning this Friday to do the last virgin lottery (hope I'll have 72 people then) and currently my numbers say 45 people are on my list, so far.
If you want to be a part of Achmed's plot and be de-flowered by his bad poetry spam, please respond to his lottery post. I will state that those people who do not wish contact with him, don't respond to his posts. Don't even respond to others in his posts, cause he's an idiot. Very simple, no?
Once I have my 72, I will double check if anyone wants to bow out of the spamming day, since it will occur in your journal for 24 hours. (One at a time, in order, because I am not god) and while that will take some time doing, my activity posts will most likely be him bitching about the comedy skit Jeff will make him do. If a virgin protests and wants to be taken off the list, expect to be chewed out and so on and so forth.
When all the 72 virgins have been de-flowered, Achmed will retire. Jeff will find his Blackberry or whatever the hell he's using and you won't see the puppet again. That should satisfy everyone all around.
All right!!!! See you sorry saps who actually enjoy this abuse on friday!!
PS: Those who posted on the last list that I didn't get to? Post on the next one and I'll put you on the list, all right?
And anyone who wants to be dropped out now (Keep in mind that de-flowering will occur with 1-2 people a week) just let me know here. I'll give you more chances later too. Because RP is LURVE. <3
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