Me: *catching up with everything she follows online, omg, so behind* Lalala...
Gmail: *bing!* Pardon me, madam, but it appears you have received a peice of electronic mail.
Me: *glances* *absentmindedly murmurs* Paid Account anonymous gift....
Me: *goes back to....* ....wait, what?
Me: *Checks email* Gah! It's true!
Gmail: Did you designate me to be a liar, madam?
Me: No! It's just, I don't, how do I, I mean, that is! *FLAIL*
I'm flabbergasted, Anonymous Giver of Gifts! That is to say, thank you! I....I need icons! *FLAIL*
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I need a flail icon! /o\ \o/
Thank you!