WELL HERE IS THE QUICK AND ONLY ARGUABLY USEFUL SUMMARY OF THE HAPS.
When we last left our heroin...es, Nozomi had just successfully managed to not kill her mother with her gross incompetence at all things householdy. This was promptly forgotten, and everyone turned their attention to Komachi, who was writing a novel involving pirates. Nuts gave the unfinished novel this review:
"Garbage. *"
Komachi naturally decided to give up on writing, because if this one guy didn't like a really early version of her first ever attempt at writing a novel, clearly she had no talent. Everyone spied on Komachi, and then Nuts revised his review to:
"Garbage but has a few good ideas. * 1/2"
This made Komachi happy. Then Rin had a crush on some guy who turned out to have a fiance, everyone spied on Rin, and she gave the couple plastic jewelry. Shortly afterward, Karen came to DDD. Then Mika interviewed Karen, who specifically told everyone to stay away because it was supposed to be private but they came and spied on her anyway, and Mika published an embarassing article about Karen and a small article requesting an interview with Pretty Cure. Then Urara's mom turned out to be dead, and everyone spied on Urara, so she made curry for everyone. Then Urara had a concert, which did not require any spying.
Arienai Fansubs kind of died at this point, so a group called Eggplant took over for the introduction of Milk, a bratty little pink thing with gigantic prehensile ears who ate Nozomi's lunch, then attempted to sell herself for just under ten bucks. Milk and Nozomi had a fight that led to everyone mad at everyone, the other girls disappearing, and Nozomi posting on DDD, but everything worked out and they all killed giant!crazy!Girinma by crashing their giant magic mecha-butterfly into him.
Nozomi got a new attack when Rin tried to deny Karen her precious grape juice. Then they all went to Karen's island on vacation, where Komachi's shield powered up when Gamao showed up wanting their food, and they all slept together. They visited an abandoned mansion where Rin met a nice young man who was also a ghost (and her attack powered up too), and then Komachi was planning to make kakigori but Gamao ate all the ice so Karen got a stronger attack and kicked his ass, and then Urara's manager was really busy so she powered up too and Nozomi rode an old-fashioned bicycle around, which brings us to the current state of Pretty Cure affairs DDD-wise.
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When we last left our heroin...es, Nozomi had just successfully managed to not kill her mother with her gross incompetence at all things householdy. This was promptly forgotten, and everyone turned their attention to Komachi, who was writing a novel involving pirates. Nuts gave the unfinished novel this review:
Komachi naturally decided to give up on writing, because if this one guy didn't like a really early version of her first ever attempt at writing a novel, clearly she had no talent. Everyone spied on Komachi, and then Nuts revised his review to:
This made Komachi happy. Then Rin had a crush on some guy who turned out to have a fiance, everyone spied on Rin, and she gave the couple plastic jewelry. Shortly afterward, Karen came to DDD. Then Mika interviewed Karen, who specifically told everyone to stay away because it was supposed to be private but they came and spied on her anyway, and Mika published an embarassing article about Karen and a small article requesting an interview with Pretty Cure. Then Urara's mom turned out to be dead, and everyone spied on Urara, so she made curry for everyone. Then Urara had a concert, which did not require any spying.
Arienai Fansubs kind of died at this point, so a group called Eggplant took over for the introduction of Milk, a bratty little pink thing with gigantic prehensile ears who ate Nozomi's lunch, then attempted to sell herself for just under ten bucks. Milk and Nozomi had a fight that led to everyone mad at everyone, the other girls disappearing, and Nozomi posting on DDD, but everything worked out and they all killed giant!crazy!Girinma by crashing their giant magic mecha-butterfly into him.
Nozomi got a new attack when Rin tried to deny Karen her precious grape juice. Then they all went to Karen's island on vacation, where Komachi's shield powered up when Gamao showed up wanting their food, and they all slept together. They visited an abandoned mansion where Rin met a nice young man who was also a ghost (and her attack powered up too), and then Komachi was planning to make kakigori but Gamao ate all the ice so Karen got a stronger attack and kicked his ass, and then Urara's manager was really busy so she powered up too and Nozomi rode an old-fashioned bicycle around, which brings us to the current state of Pretty Cure affairs DDD-wise.