intro~

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

Hello, DDD!

My name is Charlie, and I'm bringing in everyone's favorite gay lawyer villain paranoid creeper, Kristoph Gavin! I never know what to say here so I'm just going to roll around and blame Elata for enabling me forever.

IS THERE LIKE SOME CHARACTER MEME I NEED TO DO OR SOMETHING what is this I don't even--

_{also I did a derp moment and thought I added these comms like two days ago, and I was sitting around all like WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY AM I NOT ADDED YET}

Comments

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

I won't trust/believe you. ♥

ad;lfja;. ELATA CREEPS ME WITH ADACHI ENOUGH.

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

What a shame. We could have had something beautiful together, dear Franziska.

_{I play Adachi somewhere else so ffffffffffffffffff. My Kristoph is a fabulously fabulous creeper 83}

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we could have and it's von Karma to you, Kristoph Gavin.

I only interact with her Adachi with Ema, anyway. lololol. And I look forward to his creeping, despite what I said~

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

Forgive my manners, von Karma. [BOWS SUPER GENTLEMANLY HOW CAN YOU NOT TRUST THIS FACE]

_{I HEARD ABOUT THAT LOL ♥}

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

Better, but not entirely so. [BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONE AND HE'S A TOTAL PERV.]

DO YOU SHIP EMADACHI? I KNOW I DO. ♥ AND GO TO SLEEP, SILLY BRIT.

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

[FAKE SMILE FOR YOU. ONLY YOU CAN'T TELL IT'S FAKE MWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH. ALSO THAT'S NOT TRUE. KRISTOPH HAS GLASSES. GLASSES.]

_{YES. YES I DO. Also never. 8|}

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

[HAVE... IDK. VON KARMA SMUGNESS AND FINGER WAGGING. SHE TOTES DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GLASSES.]

AWESOME. /whips you to bed... in a non-kinky way.

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

[AND SUDDENLY KRISTOPH BITES IT. MOVING THINGS IRRITATE HIM. 8(]

<sub>... 8( why not the last one

AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU FRANZY</sub>

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

[OMG, WTH. SHE PULLS HER HAND OUT OF HER GLOVE.] F-Fool, what on earth was that for?

I'M SORRY, NO. YOU'RE NOT. 8(

... maybealittle. /gets kinkier

1/3

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

[STRAIGHTENS UP AND ACTS AS THOUGH NOTHING HAPPENED.] I'm afraid I've no idea what you're talking about. ... Strange, though, as I can't seem to get the taste of--

Re: 1/3

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

----

why did i click my own reply

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

--out of my mouth.

_/WINKS

BECAUSE YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE AND BECAUSE YOU NEED SLEEP.

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

FOOL.

DON'T INSINUATE SUCH A FOOLISH THING. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT TO ME AFTER FAILING TO KEEP PHOENIX WRIGHT FROM BEATING YOU, AGAIN.

/YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET IT.

BUT I BOUGHT A T SHIRT. ARE YOU SURE I DIDN'T GO THERE?

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

WRIGHT WILL GET HIS.

_{COME ON BABY, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.}

YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY DELUSIONAL IN YOUR STATE OF SLEEP-DEPRIVATION.

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

Yes, but not from you.

SORRY KLAVIER, BUT FRANZY DON'T GET KINKY ON CREEPERS. /LEAVES

NO CLEARLY NOT

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

If not me, who? You? Now that's a joke that deserves a round of applause. [CLAP CLAP]

_{WELL IF I WANTED YOU TO SLEEP WITH MY BROTHER I'D HAVE SAID. 8|}

OH, YOU SILLY BRIT.

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

If you consider my stance as that alternative to be applause worthy, then I would argue that your performance was completely and utterly laughable. [LAUGHS CAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A DICK, KLAVIER.]

I don't... want to sleep with him either. B|

I have cereal! 8D

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

And yet I was the one who managed to get Phoenix Wright disbarred. What did you do, von Karma? Oh, yes-- that's right. Nothing. [MY NAME IS KRISTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPH]

_{How's that delightful Adrian doing?}

GOOD TO KNOW /KLAVIER/

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

You may have managed to get him disbarred but that is yet to prove you are better to him. [WHAT ABOUT IT, I TOTALLY WROTE KRISTOPH ALL THE TIME, YOU WHORE. /DOES NOT FAIL AT NAMES AND IS NOT LAUGHING HARD AT SAID FAIL.]

She's not in jail.

fffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to prove. It's already common knowledge. [HNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /PUTS YOUR NAME ON HIS LIST]

_{Well, would you look at that! Neither am I!}

LMFAO. GET ON AIM SO YOU DON'T WITNESS MORE OF MY FAIL... IN PUBLIC VIEW.

[vonkarmas.livejournal.com]

To who, yourself? [I WORKED HARD TO GET THERE.]

Just so you know, I'm not sleeping with her and I'm not going to sleep with you either.

I'M ON AIM JUST MESSAGE ME LOL

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

Hmph. [AND YOU GET TO STAY THERE FOREVER NOW!]

_{I'm afraid I'm not interested in you or her either way. 8|}

SCREW YOUR INVISIBILITY. D<

[luminols.livejournal.com]

[FRANZISKA SAYS SHE DOESN'T CARE, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE LIKES HIM.]

Lies. Look back a few comments.

please don't, I love it 8(

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

8|

_{Any man can flirt. 8|}