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[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

Hello, DDD!

My name is Charlie, and I'm bringing in everyone's favorite gay lawyer villain paranoid creeper, Kristoph Gavin! I never know what to say here so I'm just going to roll around and blame Elata for enabling me forever.

IS THERE LIKE SOME CHARACTER MEME I NEED TO DO OR SOMETHING what is this I don't even--

_{also I did a derp moment and thought I added these comms like two days ago, and I was sitting around all like WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY AM I NOT ADDED YET}

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[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I HAD SOMETHING CLEVER TO SAY, BUT THEN I LOOKED AT YOUR ICON AND ALL I CAN THINK NOW IS "IT'S RAPING TIME 8DDDD"

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

WELL

THAT IS A GOOD TIME, BUT...

/CHECKS WATCH

YOU'RE TEN MINUTES EARLY

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR RAPE O'CLOCK~

Also

I'm just going to leave this (http://teagueful.livejournal.com/40135.html?thread=12766663#t12766663) here.

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

LOL

it's my headcanon.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

LOVES THIS IDEA LIKE A BOSS

AND AND AND

ELATA DOESN'T KNOW WHO NAVI IS BECAUSE SHE NEVER PLAYED ANY OF THE ZELDA GAMES

WE MUST SHUN HER :|

SHUUUUUUUN

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

LOL

I HAVEN'T PLAYED THEM EITHER

BUT I KNOW WHO NAVI IS 8(

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS WITH YOU BRITISH PEOPLE

DO YOU LIVE UNDER ROCKS OR SOMETHING

THIS IS JUST SAD

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

NO

JUST

>B|

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

WELL IN MY DEFENSE

I WAS A PLAYSTATION KID

SO

UM

YEAH

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

TRIAL OF SPYRO THE DRAAAGOOOON

WITH THAT FUCKING DRAGONFLY THAT ATE BUTTERFLIES

BIOLOGY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

AND DAMN DOES KRISTOPH LOOK FEMININE IN THAT ICON

HE MUST SHAKE HIS LAFFY TAFFY

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

MY TRIAL OF THE DRAGOOOOOOOOOON /kicks crotch and screams

SPYRO WAS AWESOME OKAY

AND RAYMAN

AND THAT WEIRD ONE ODDWORLD OR SOMETHING

YES HE DOES AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

CRITICAL HIT TO THE NADS!

IT WAS AWESOME JUST WACKY

I FAILED RAYMAN FOREVER COULDN'T GET PAST THE FIRST LEVEL

I SORT OF DON'T REMEMBER THAT ONE BUT DO VAGUELY

HE AND MAX GALAXIA NEED TO SHAKE IT BECAUSE

BABY GOT BACK

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

THE FIRST LEVEL?

LOL FAIIILLLLLLLLLL

YEAH YOU USED TO MAKE WEIRD FACES AT STUFF
AND IF YOU PRESSED CIRCLE YOU COULD FART AT ENEMIES
LOL IDK

YOU KNOW IT BABY

/DOES THE WAVIN' RAVEN

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

YEAH I WAS SHIT AT IT

THAT'S PRETTY EPIC

THESE DAYS IF YOU PRESS CIRCLE YOU GET TO PUNCH BOULDERS INTO A LAVA FLOW
LIKE A BOSS

I CAN IMAGINE KRISTOPH HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AROUND BILLY BOB SPARKLEFACE
BECAUSE OF THE CARD FLINGING
EVERY
TWO
SECONDS

/STARES AT THAT ICON FOREVER