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[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

YO DDD! Elata LATTE here with Apollo Justice from Ace Attorney. What's that? No, he's not a creeper and nor is he a villain and - heavens above, he's not a troll either! Impossible you say! Not so, says I! We'll soon find out, won't we, ahahaha.

SO. YEAH. /lamest intro ever :D

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Also. The username wasn't my idea.

Comments

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT

THAT'S A HABIT YOU SHOULD STICK WITH

ESPECIALLY WHEN I GIVE YOU NEW NAIL POLISH. 83

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

NO SIR THAT'S FINE

I DON'T NEED NAIL POLISH

IT'D BE WASTED ON ME
AHAAHAH

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

NONSENSE

IT'S CHRISTMAS SOON

I'LL BUY YOU THE BEST OF THE BEST!

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

WELL IF YOU INSIST

/MAKES PLANS TO REGIFT TO, UH

SOMEONE

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

MIGHT I SUGGEST WRIGHT?

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

NO I LIKE MR. WRIGHT

ISN'T MR. WRIGHT AWESOME I JUST LOVED THE WAY HE TOTALLY SHOWED YOU UP AND MADE YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

SORRY

I DON'T REMEMBER THAT PART

I JUST REMEMBER

MY AWESOME

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

WHAT WAS THAT

IT'S HARD TO HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF

YOUR OWN FAIL

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

YOUR VOICE IS STRAINING A LITTLE THERE, JUSTICE

I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT

WOULD YOU MIND REPEATING YOURSELF?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY

FABULOUSNESS

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

DON'T BE SILLY, MY CHORDS OF STEEL MEAN THAT EVEN I CAN MAKE MYSELF HEARD OVER THE SOUND OF YOU

BEING ARRESTED LIKE A FAILURE

[devilofparanoia.livejournal.com]

/poisons

[hornyattorney.livejournal.com]

...

urk

/dead