( itp: tiny plot )

[insensate]

Hello, fellow DDDers!

As you may or may not know, I've been formulating an idea for a little while now; it involves you, the community, and the individuals upon it at large. It's relatively simple, but I think a lot of it hasn't been explored before. But, let's not waste time on building this up. I'll get right to the point (haha, yeah right):

Yoite has been exploring various methods/making various notes in an attempt to get off the community (for reasons). He's hoping that any bit of knowledge it does grant him will lead to some kind of weak-spot in its methods. So, in that case, even if he can't escape (he won't), he'll be able to dodge it more efficiently. Of course you're probably saying: "But, R.! That's nothing new!" And I will say: "Nay, it is not. However..." And that is where you come in.

In his most recent post, he made a point about how the community is prone to hijacking "empty" numbers in order to contact him. However, I think that could be pretty boring if it was that alone. So, if you'd like to opt-in, Yoite may or may not be accidentally calling you because he's going to take to dialing these numbers back more systematically (re: seeing if he can block them more effectively or find a pattern beyond what is already displayed).

So, what does that entail exactly? Well, it just entails usual Community shenanigans! The Community is a fickle mistress and refuses to be tamed. Assuming Yoite finds a pattern (he's starting to with those empty numbers), it wouldn't take too kindly to that and viciously throw him off track, right? Right.

So, please feel free to respond if you'd like to opt-in. Obviously, if you'd like to join his efforts, you're more than welcome to. Yoite won't be actively recruiting people, but he won't stop you if you want to take up your own ventures. He's not exactly looking for more "useless feelings and memories", so keep that in mind. You can sure as Hell try, though. Most people do, in canon. LMFAO.

ANYWAY, RESPOND AWAY IF YOU WANT IN? I think it'll be quite excellent if we could get more than this going in the future, too.

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

The clown is in. Messing with the community is right up his alley.

[ex_apocryphas39]

Yesss. Good and excellent. ♥

Yoite will be making rounds on devices, then. Well, once the numbers start appearing differently. :3c

[papshooshing]

karkat could be one of these numbers?

[insensate]

Yesss. Sounds good to me! Hope he enjoys... Awkward... Phonecalls. /sadcatonside.png

[starblaze]

I'M IN /o/

[insensate]

Sounds excellent to me! I shall make a good note of it. ♥

Prepare for awkward phonecall times.

[heavenlyhome]

I am in c:

[insensate]

yes yes good ♥

[heavenlyhome]

c: <3

[shadow_spread]

...I think Yoite should end up calling Orlando, perhaps.

[insensate]

yes. i think this is a fabulous idea, tbh.

[stillneedawish]

I would be up for awkward phone calls! mouom

[insensate]

glorious. we can kill a bunch of birds with one stone. including and not limited to madoka and ten. :|b

[dekillerqueen]

Awkward phonecall for Shelly? :B

[insensate]

always. all these gloriously awkward phonecalls will also be shared with you. prepare for denial that was by accident or him talking about wrong numbers pffft.

[mightletyouknowme]

Roze and Sena are both up!

[insensate]

yessss. i will happily add you to the list as well, then! ♥

[twotailmechanic]

Awkward phone call for Tails? Also, he would be willing to help if he asks.

[insensate]

Excellent. However, it isn't within Yoite at all to ask for help, unfortunately! He only ever makes two wishes for himself - any assistance he garners is from Miharu pretty much exclusively, because that second wish he makes uses a power that only he possesses. lmfao. ):

[twotailmechanic]

Ah okay, makes sense. Still, Tails will be really confused and think everyone's gotten drunk again. XD

[insensate]

Well, luckily for him, Yoite is very articulate (if quiet)!

[pinkishgray]

Five's always in on timey wimey/messing with the community shenanigans :D

[insensate]

yesss good and fabulous. ♥

[second_star]

Stop calling my book Yoite!

[insensate]

maybe i didn't want to call you anyway!! :T

[anothersoul]

...any of my three are up for this.

[insensate]

Then, I hope you're ready for me to be hitting up at least one (if not all) of them. ♥

[material_guy]

Greed's in for random calls if you would like another on the list!

And here's the post for any random such contacts if it serves your purposes.

[insensate]

Thank you! I'll be sure to hit him up. (:

[tenminutes]

I.. WANT TO SAY YURI'S IN...

but she doesn't actually possess a phone. :(

i keep wanting to get cr between these two but I keep missing your posts or things happen :T THIS IS UPSETTING. SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET YURI A PHONE SO SHE CAN PARTICIPATE. /flips a table

[ex_apocryphas39]

Well, some folks can call from their e-mails (well, GMail and Comcast)? If you want, we can definitely swing it that way! ;n;//

AND IT IS OK, WE WILL FIND A WAY IF THIS SUGGESTED METHOD DOESN'T WORK

[thekidsare0kay]

I'd love to get Sollux involved in this, too!

[insensate]

Count him in, then! ♥