harlol: (ran through rain)
Jade Harley ([personal profile] harlol) wrote in [community profile] triple_d_ooc2013-04-01 06:25 am
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I would like to take this moment to announce a new development that will greatly affect all of your lives. Not your characters, you. Read on...

I have won the lotto and after much deliberation, I am putting this toward constructing a large mansion into which we will relocate the entire population of DDD. It has seventy bedrooms, five storeys, three pools, and a massive golf course that we might turn into something else because I'm not even sure anybody here plays golf. There are eighteen different sources of Internet in case one goes down and everybody gets new computers that do not suck. They have touch screens and graphics cards and gigantic hard drives and everything. Also, we have a petting zoo. Feel free to use it as inspiration should you want to revisit animal virus. Finally, we have a staff of maids to do all our chores so we can spend more time tagging.








What do you mean, obvious? Come on, I've had this April Fool's joke planned since last year!
dualer: (《▽》 KNEEL BEFORE THE CHESS MASTER)

[personal profile] dualer 2013-04-01 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
excuse me i play golf that course is not going anywhere
material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

[personal profile] material_guy 2013-04-01 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The apps page is going to be flooded when word gets out. You'll have no time for golf. Let us make it into a paint ball field.
hunterofpeace: (me too!)

[personal profile] hunterofpeace 2013-04-01 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I FINALLY GET A PETTING ZOO, I FINALLY GET A PETTING ZOO, I FINALLY GET A PETTING ZOO!!!!!!
hasbottombunk: (pic#2834854)

[personal profile] hasbottombunk 2013-04-01 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I really don't think three pools will be enough...