Kuwabara, biotches.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

A quick note for all you MGS people:

Colonel Volgin is in the house! (Feel free to run in terror.)

*ahem*

Yes, it is I, Milly Thompson and Black Mage, with a new character. For those of you who don't know Volgin... well, I'd stay away. He's a very violent and demented man with all kinds of lovely fetishes for torture and man molestation. And he can throw lightning. And bullets. And all sorts of other nasty nasty surprises. You'd think a guy like this wouldn't need a nuclear launch platform to take over the world... but I digress. Big, ugly, scary, demented, power hungry.

Have fun pissing him off. ~  

Comments

[nobox.livejournal.com]

NNO HE'D RATHER GET RUN OVER BY SHIPS. OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THEN STAMPED ON BY METAL GEAR

This is going to be way too much crack. Volgin breaks bitches. And is a very demanding man. "ROOM. NOW. THE WORLDHOPPER HAS ALREADY BEEN ARRANGED."

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Yep. 'Cept he seems to have a nasty weakness for Raikov.

Depending on how he views Raiden... you could be safe. You could be screwed.

A lot.

In a very non pleasant kinky in a bad way kind of way.

[nobox.livejournal.com]

He'll grab his crotch to discover... THERE'S NOTHING THERE. OH, THE HORROR.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

*soviet le gasp!* "Ivan! No! Why didn't you tell me sooner!" *breaks down in electric tears*

[nobox.livejournal.com]

XDDDDD

Raiden's kind of safe. But also has a thing for lightning. SHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S HIS SECRET, VOLGIN MUST NEVER KNOW. Some epic lightning battle. And that suit can take quite a beating.

Also, Raiden's had his ass kicked recently, so all replies to Volgin, when I make them, will be forward-dated because I can't miss out on this crack for anything!

And, hello, my name is Sarah, and I ramble a lot.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

He he...

Forward dated is right, theres at least +40 years between Volgin and Raiden's time. But I getcha. And I'm not sure if I'm gonna love this or regret this XD

And hi, the name's Stephen, and I ramble a lot too, so were good. :)

[nobox.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, there's that hax, but I was talking about a little plot he's been in recently, so he should be recovering right now. BUT, FOR VOLGIN, I PRETEND HE'S ALL GOOD AND RECOVERED FOR THE MOMENT, JUST TO HAVE THEM INTERACT XD.

Hello, Stephen. GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO RAMBLES.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Its all good, heh heh.

And yep. I know more people like us too. We should make a Ramblers union!

[nobox.livejournal.com]

Yes, Raiden will be back to spamming once he's all better. Then we'll have to do something for the lulz XD.

I approve of this idea.