Kuwabara, biotches.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

A quick note for all you MGS people:

Colonel Volgin is in the house! (Feel free to run in terror.)

*ahem*

Yes, it is I, Milly Thompson and Black Mage, with a new character. For those of you who don't know Volgin... well, I'd stay away. He's a very violent and demented man with all kinds of lovely fetishes for torture and man molestation. And he can throw lightning. And bullets. And all sorts of other nasty nasty surprises. You'd think a guy like this wouldn't need a nuclear launch platform to take over the world... but I digress. Big, ugly, scary, demented, power hungry.

Have fun pissing him off. ~  

Comments

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

He's almost not scary in Lego form. Almost, because I've seen Small Soldiers, damn it!

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

I don't think ANYTHING could be scary in Lego form. 'Cause Lego's friggin' ROCK.

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

You've never stepped on them then. Bastard plastic.

This is Kit by the bye, note my self control with characters.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Actually, I have, but that was more annoying than scary.

I figured as much, something about the "Sexy" icon gave it away.

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

It's scary at night, in a dark room when you're half convinced it's a snake.

That's odd. I'd say we need to hang out less, but I haven't seen you in forever.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

They do make Lego Snake's y'know. Small little buggers.

And I would too, but the same reason there.

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

That seems wrong. Lego's growing too powerful. Legoland is only their first step to world domination.

Did we develop a brain link I wasn't aware of?

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

They've got more than one Legoland. Its like Disney. Only German, I believe.

Possibly. Insomnia does weird things.

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

Great, the krauts are in on it too!

Spiffy.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

If I'm not mistaken, Lego's were invented there...

Yep. Which can be bad because you know how insane I can get late at night.

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

That explains the natural evil. If only we hadn't taught them to walk upright and use capitalism!

Crazier than a box of frogs.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. But would you rather them be Capitalist or run around being Fascist all the time? Catch 22, but at least this way they're easier to control.

That's crazy man! Crazy!

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

I'd rather they just make sausage and beer all day and be content with that.

A little left of center. Fell off'n the tater wagon. Queer as a three dollar bill, half a bubble plum, nutty as a fruitcake.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I want bratwurst now... I blame you.

All excellent descriptions of me when I'm insane. Muwahaha...

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

You probably should.

So you're a crooked, potato harvesting, queer, bubble plum fruitcake? Cool.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Then I shall.

And that makes me sound immensely Gay when you put it that way. But I find it hilarious none the less.

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

Did Gay need to be capitalized? It is hilarious, I didn't mean to make it so sparkles and rainbows...but now I want to play with Kassy.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

I sometimes capitalize things for no apparent reason. Its a curse, but generally used for emphasis. Could be worse, my dad puts quotes around damn near everything. It's... kinda creepy, I'll have to show you sometime.

And you should bring Kassy or Ares over to visit Volgin... I'm sure that he'd enjoy getting to know a god better...

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

How are quotes creepy?

Do you want someone to mock him or someone to talk manly war things with?

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

When he refers to himself as "Dad" and myself as "Son" or "Steve" or does things like "I love you." There's one particular instance where it's really... really... really creepy.

Take your pick. I'm open for anything.

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

...I stand corrected.

I'm flipping a coin then.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

I get that reaction from a lot of people.

Heads I harass Kassy, Tails I talk war with Ares?

[exlunaultio.livejournal.com]

For good reason.

This'll be special.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Yeah... there's a good reason why we're estranged at the moment...

Indubitably.