GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Okay, so my magnificent 'Of Course You Know My Wife' virus has been chosen for this month. THANKS FOR THAT GUYS.

 

But now, people need to pair up. So in the same vein as the OT3 hook-up thread, make your proposals here, although it's not like it's official or anything. AND MAKE IT ROMANTIC, ASS FACE.

I'm putting both Kinnikuman and Kuroro Lucifer up for grabs, so if you want to have an annoying useless lump who'll take care of you for a husband, press button 1 now. If you'd like to have an incredibly wealthy, useful man who'll be slowly torturing you to emotional death, press button 2 now. If you're ugly, press button 3 now. There are only three buttons, suckers and you gotta push one!

Comments

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH SHE IS AN ACCOMPLISHED ARTIST

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

SHE'S A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL WITH A STRIPPER POLE, A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR RECORDING CONTRACT, AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND AND A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX.

BITCH NEEDS STITCHES.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

AND I LOVE HER

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

THEN YOU DON'T LOVE ME. GET OUT.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A HORRIBLE THING????

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. There's no other way.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

If I can't have you, no one can.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...what.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...

You know, maybe I was too quick to judge.

I'm sure we can work this out.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

That's what I like to hear.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how I just love to make you happy, sweetheart.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

That's why I love you so much, pumpkin.