GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Okay, so my magnificent 'Of Course You Know My Wife' virus has been chosen for this month. THANKS FOR THAT GUYS.

 

But now, people need to pair up. So in the same vein as the OT3 hook-up thread, make your proposals here, although it's not like it's official or anything. AND MAKE IT ROMANTIC, ASS FACE.

I'm putting both Kinnikuman and Kuroro Lucifer up for grabs, so if you want to have an annoying useless lump who'll take care of you for a husband, press button 1 now. If you'd like to have an incredibly wealthy, useful man who'll be slowly torturing you to emotional death, press button 2 now. If you're ugly, press button 3 now. There are only three buttons, suckers and you gotta push one!

Comments

[lovesnotwisely.livejournal.com]

Simon, Fuu and Viral are up for grabs. Reika is too, but I doubt anyone wants her. |D

[rosethornli.livejournal.com]

Ys/Reika. :|

[hex-addict.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I think Mireille, Yukiko, Wanda, Rikku and Starfire are available for this.

Rogue too, though that sounds like a depressing marriage.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

ROGUE? DEPRESSING!? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!?

She should marry one of the guys here that's scared of girls. Or a robot.

*Presses 3* LOLZ

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Putting up; the fairy obsessed, sadist teacher and Maxwell Smart.

[ya-mooks.livejournal.com]

Would you be interested in having Timon? I don't mind him being the husband or wife, but it does make me giggle at the thought of Timon handing Crocker his lunch and waving good bye as he goes to work catching fairies. XDD

[pandorabox]

Advertising: one tsundere waifu who just might bring her artillery to the wedding with her. Red headed. Dresses is skimpy clothing. Can cook, clean, and do chores for you, but just might make you do it yourself after a long bout of yelling.

Advertising: one adorable magician girl whose best friend is a puppet. Overly cheerful, slightly naive, and very friendly. Will gladly cook and clean for said husbando. Spends long nights performing at the Wonder Bar with her magic panties.

Kaito and Akako are on hold until I hear back from Lyl :P

[geek-among-men.livejournal.com]

[maraich]

One crossdressing boy with kids who hasn't killed anyone in years but might strangle you if you look at anyone else up for adoption.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

Rose is up for grabs to be anyone's wife, but I'll warn you, she is most likely to be the one wearing the pants in the family.

Hector is up for grabs to be anyone's hubby.

And a hold on Sari for now.

[hallowbethylies.livejournal.com]

Vincent needs a wife. :V Or a crossdressing husband.

[rockmyrod.livejournal.com]

Sadly Reno ain't much for crossdressing XD

[dreamoflight.livejournal.com]

Rise is out due to canon shenanigans, and Itsuki's taken, but Mitsuru, Tamaki, and Senjougahara are up for grabs, and Nena's only got one day filled so far 8Db

[mortal-son.livejournal.com]

.... What if Shinjiro was Mitsuru's wife?

And yes I typed that correctly. /hides

[mortal-son.livejournal.com]

Definitely putting Shinjiro up for grabs. We need to break his virus cherry~ 8D


I'll have to ask Tyki-mun about Zechs XD;;;

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

UPDATE! Zechs is totally up for grabs.

So, how 'bout it? Previously Married White Male, Blond, Blue Eyes, 6'2". Can now manage more than toast but would ruin a turkey. Cleans obsessively and works long hours, rarely sleeps, and drinks when he's angry. Tends to brood at the drop of the hat and won't ever tell you his problems unless you tie him down first.

He's perfect husbando or wifu material, right? :D :D :D

[geek-among-men.livejournal.com]

Minako and Yukari are up! It'd be advantageous for both parties.

Minako: can kinda cook, not really clean, absentmind, kickass warrior of love and justice, amazing sex.

Yukari: tsundere, tsundere, tsundere.

[oceanicbutterfly]

............I has an idea.

[noirnoshirayuki.livejournal.com]

Dunno if I'll throw Rukia in this one, poor girl's going to be traumatized so bad once this whole plot is done.

Dante is on hold for Sheva, LII ILU FOR THIS.

That leaves Tidus, Shuyin, Ada, and *maybe* Sora. :> ANY TAKERS?

[knifeinabox.livejournal.com]

*makes creepy faces at the bitch in the red dress*

[themixedsky.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I beat you Dr by arranging something for Xanxy AHEAD OF YOU BWAHAHAHA

But Lussuria is totally open as a loving wife who will gladly cook, clean, sew, and other wifly duties such as kneeing Hubby in the back of the head when said hubby is being a dumbass. ♥!

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

ONCE AGAIN YOU FOIL MY PLANS, TRUCK.

LusSuguru y/n?

[fuzzyrat.livejournal.com]

Throwing in Rattrap and Timon.

AND AS AN ADDED BONUS, IF YOU ACT NOW, RATTRAP WILL BE THE WIFE~ >8D

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Is Rattrap still Autobot-sized?

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Um. If anyone is interested in Mello, feel free to bother. Kite isn't up for this one though, sorry to say.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

You know what? I'd almost think this might be a good match for Naoto. If only because neither of them would care much about intimacy in the bedroom. >_>

[mal-honnete.livejournal.com]

Daisuke, Artemis, Lazard, and Danny Fenton are all young, handsome, and available~

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

Would artemis like to have the most fail!waifu ever? : D

[lockon2urheart]

Potentially offering up one stupid sexy Irish sniper, something of a derp but v. loving. Cooking skills are...negligible but somewhat present, gsoh (except about terrorism), protective.

/makes phone motions

:3

[geek-among-men.livejournal.com]

A tsundere, bow-wielding, equally protective college kid?

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

Throwing Naoto up, maybe. First two days will be during "Jailbait Stripper Rise Week" but... yeah. Really depends on who it interested in pairing up with him.

Problematic because I don't want Naoto getting outed so... assuming that Naoto's so busy with police work, he doesn't have time to sleep in the same bed with his partner...

[satellite-idol.livejournal.com]

..............best description of rise's shadow ever

[ultiodivina.livejournal.com]

As Kyah said, Sheva's with Dante for this virus. fufufu, I'm so evil

SO THAT MEANS SOL, ROCK, AND LEON ARE UP FOR GRABS. ANY TAKERS?

[platycodon.livejournal.com]

HEY SOL, DO YOU WANT TO MARRY TRISH.

[platycodon.livejournal.com]

Byakuya (... if we can make it as nightmarish as possible for him, the better. /eyes Terpy and Elata), Larsa (idkmybff Azula?), Cuddy (;___; house) and Trish are ttly up for grabs.

And. Anyone else you want. but Cross and Rufus are nabbed and Chuck wants to laugh at all of you.

[themixedsky.livejournal.com]

.... B| Chuck needs to be someone's wife

just so the comm can laugh.

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

Cori is probably sitting this one out, but Pollution and Pele are all up for grabs if anyone wants them~

....LYLITH. Do you want Pele/Eris? :D

[land-of-the-sun.livejournal.com]

PELE IS ALREADY ERIS WAIFU B| It must happen for real.

[pink-sugargirl.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh let's see. I can put Hikaru and Suze up. I don't want to trauma Giselle any more for a while, and Chibiusa is a bit busy.

[smokinpriest.livejournal.com]

I'll put Wolfwood up for this one. He's a good man. He's got issues, but he'll take care of his waifu. He'll also freak out really nicely once the virus is over. :D

Sebastian would be a horrible husband, so he's out of this one.

[iheart-meat.livejournal.com]

I know him and Bella have never interacted before, but I have her available if you're interested. Might make for something interesting (as she's mid-New Moon so relationships panicky atm).

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted, but I think it's too soon to scare Gaara with a virus. =(

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Don't you know it's never too early? You get on the market and find yourself a spouse before you get old and no one wants you young man.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Lisa Reisert (jackson-tan for the lulz?), Troy Bolton ( sharpayyy), Jim Kirk and Thirteen are all available for this one. Only serious, heartwarming proposals will be accepted :) get on one knee bitches. Make it count. Bonus points are given for musical cue.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Jim will you marry me :c

[akihiko-sanada.livejournal.com]

..... if Kuroro's not already taken, does he want Shito for a waifu?

I'm also tossing all of mine up for grabs, if anyone's interested. Of course that's Tyki, Akihiko, Shito, Stein and Tseng >D

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

He would totally want a cute 'lil Shito. My personal hope is that I can get his hands on an innocent young girl, so do you mind if you're his insurance in case I can't get one? I really want to be as disturbing as possible with Kuroro for this virus.