GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Okay, so my magnificent 'Of Course You Know My Wife' virus has been chosen for this month. THANKS FOR THAT GUYS.

 

But now, people need to pair up. So in the same vein as the OT3 hook-up thread, make your proposals here, although it's not like it's official or anything. AND MAKE IT ROMANTIC, ASS FACE.

I'm putting both Kinnikuman and Kuroro Lucifer up for grabs, so if you want to have an annoying useless lump who'll take care of you for a husband, press button 1 now. If you'd like to have an incredibly wealthy, useful man who'll be slowly torturing you to emotional death, press button 2 now. If you're ugly, press button 3 now. There are only three buttons, suckers and you gotta push one!

Comments

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

You know, I just realized that the virus doesn't necessarily state how long the couple has to be married. And considering that Naoto is only 16 and Mello is... close enough to that, it'd seem more realistic if they were married for maybe a few months. So, that would explain the whole awkward not-quite-used-to-each-other feelings there, I think.

That'd be fun, definitely. People be all like, "Mello and Naoto are MARRIED? What is this madness? How long has this been going on?" Naoto: "We've been keeping it a secret. We've been married for two months now. Isn't it nice?"

Plus, it's funny, because Naoto's Grampa kinda is going to start hinting to Naoto pretty soon that he needs to be thinking about the "future of the Shirogane line." Blah. This virus is so well-timed.

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Mello is 19. on an unrelated note, I just realized that Naoto's birthday is two days before mine. Interesting. But you're right, that's a good point.

Unless they're already used to everybody thinking they're married because of the virus? But yes, I endorse this wholeheartedly. Mello can smirk at the comm because he knows things they don't, and that alone will make it worthwhile for him.

That... really is amazing. Pfff imagine Minato. ":| ...not even I knew about this."

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think they would be used to people thinking they are married. They just wouldn't make a big deal out of it though, especially outside the comm.

"He knows things they don't know?" Is that a reference to Naoto's bust size? Ffffffffft. Not even Minato would know about THAT!

I'm excited about this. We will make this work. And the aftermath will be awesomely awkward.

same mun, as you probably know.

[blueflamechild.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're right about that. And most people off the comm would make an especially big deal over the fact that they are both apparently male.

Well, that too but- Mainly Naoto's actual gender. Apart from the fact that two super intelligent people who keep having super intelligent conversations generally know more about everything than most others.

Yes, yes we will. And yes, it will be awkwardly awesome. Do you have aim, so maybe we can stop spamming people's inboxes with our plotting?

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

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