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/HANDS ANONYSANTA A GIANT CAKE

THANK YOOOOOU FOR THE PAID TIME FOR ITALY :DDDDD

NOW YOU CAN GET MORE OF THOSE SEX ICONS

YESSS

AND THANKS TO DANBOORU I HAVE MANY OPTIONS xD /plots

WE'LL HAVE TO DO MORE PORN SO YOU CAN USE THEM.

BUT GERMANY IS COMING SOON, MARAICH

HE MAY DISAPPROVE OF OUR FORBIDDEN TRYSTS

HE'S INVITED

...THIS COULD WORK.

JUST UNDERSTAND THAT FIRST AND FOREMOST HE IS MINE.

I UNDERSTAND. I COULD HARDLY EXPECT ANYONE TO PUT ME FIRST.

DON'T BE SAD MARAICH. WE'LL SNAG YOU AN AWESOME BOYFRIEND, USING A WARM PLATE OF PASTA AND A HIDDEN CARDBOARD BOX.

HE BETTER BE GOOD WITH KIDS

WE HID THE PASTA BY A PLAYGROUND

BECAUSE GROWN MEN WHO HANG AROUND PLAYGROUNDS MUST BE VERY GOOD WITH CHILDREN

I THINK MAYBE WE WANT TO FIND MEN SOMEWHERE ELSE. THEY SHOULDN'T BE AT A PARK STARING AT KIDS IF THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS OF THEIR OWN.

WHERE SHOULD WE LOOK THEN?

SOMEWHERE WITH MEN WHO HAVE GOOD, STABLE JOBS.

...WHERE DO PEOPLE LIKE THAT HANG OUT?

LET'S ASK LUDWIG.

GOOD PLAN! LUDWIG IS A SMART PERSON WHO KNOWS SMART THINGS LIKE THAT.

AND HE'S A HARD WORKER.

YES. AND HE WILL KNOW OTHER HARD WORKERS.

AND WE WILL CAPTURE ONE FOR ME.

YES. A HANDSOME ONE :D

WHO WILL ROMANCE ME.

AND WILL LIKE YOUR KIDS AND YOUR DOG.

AND COME HOME AFTER WORK EVERY DAY AND EAT DINNER WITH ME.

AND WILL BUY YOU NICE JEWELRY FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

*forlorn sigh*

*snuggles*

*clings*

It'll be okay, Maraich, you're young and pretty and fun! You'll find someone.

Will I be old, ugly and bitter by the time I do?

No you won't. *huggle huggle huggle* If anything, we can kidnap someone.

Really?

Totally! We will win him over with Stockholm Syndrome and yummy food!

Really? That's so sweet.

Gilbert said I could have one of his people.

Cool! Did he pick anyone specific?

No, but there must be someone who is a good worker.

:>~♥

Welcome dear!

<3333

/gives you a kitten