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/HANDS ANONYSANTA A GIANT CAKE

THANK YOOOOOU FOR THE PAID TIME FOR ITALY :DDDDD

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[maraich]

SOMEWHERE WITH MEN WHO HAVE GOOD, STABLE JOBS.

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...WHERE DO PEOPLE LIKE THAT HANG OUT?

[maraich]

LET'S ASK LUDWIG.

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GOOD PLAN! LUDWIG IS A SMART PERSON WHO KNOWS SMART THINGS LIKE THAT.

[maraich]

AND HE'S A HARD WORKER.

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YES. AND HE WILL KNOW OTHER HARD WORKERS.

[maraich]

AND WE WILL CAPTURE ONE FOR ME.

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YES. A HANDSOME ONE :D

[maraich]

WHO WILL ROMANCE ME.

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AND WILL LIKE YOUR KIDS AND YOUR DOG.

[maraich]

AND COME HOME AFTER WORK EVERY DAY AND EAT DINNER WITH ME.

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AND WILL BUY YOU NICE JEWELRY FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

[maraich]

*forlorn sigh*

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*snuggles*

[maraich]

*clings*

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It'll be okay, Maraich, you're young and pretty and fun! You'll find someone.

[maraich]

Will I be old, ugly and bitter by the time I do?

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No you won't. *huggle huggle huggle* If anything, we can kidnap someone.

[maraich]

Really?

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Totally! We will win him over with Stockholm Syndrome and yummy food!

[maraich]

Really? That's so sweet.

Gilbert said I could have one of his people.

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Cool! Did he pick anyone specific?

[maraich]

No, but there must be someone who is a good worker.