Gasp!

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Hello DDD!

This is Cnd, bringing in another Homestucker to join our adorable cast.

Jake English is one of the new kids. He has a VARIETY OF INTERESTS primarily including GUNS, WRESTLING, SKULLS, and his CERULEAN BEAUTIES, by which I mean BLUE-SKINNED WOMEN. He also has ECLECTIC TASTES IN MOVIES, by which I mean they are TOTALLY INDISCRIMINATE.

I anticipate shenanigans involving movie nights.

Overall, he's a complete dork who's lived almost his entire life with no human contact except over the internet. He'll be right at home here, I think!

Welcome him, if you please :3

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[docfoul]

OH LORD

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HI DADDY.

well, maybe daddy.

[docfoul]

Who the hell even knows. ;;

BUT. WE CAN HANDLE THIS.

[scrums_and_whatnot]

IT'S SORT OF AN ISSUE THAT I WORRIED ABOUT WHILE I WAS WRITING THE APP.

But. We can deal. I'm assuming that Jake has no conscious knowledge of Lord English, whether he's actually connected to him (or destined to become him) or not. It probably makes sense that Doc Scratch not enlighten him so we can hopefully work around it, but I'd be excited to develop some kind of cute CR between them!

[docfoul]

Indeed! And since it's unclear how much Scratch would know about the Alphaverse anyway, I am just going to be vague and shifty as all hell. :B

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Vague and shifty is what Scratch does best! o7