IT'S HIS PARTY! NO ONE CRIES.

[atadflamboyant]

Hellooooooo, ducks.

For those of you who haven't yet had the pleasure of meeting him, this is Lord Akeldama. He is a charming vampire from a lightly steampunk Victorian-era world, and you're all invited for a lovely evening of dining! Dancing! Dirigibles! Dandies! Other things beginning with D!

On March 31st, Lord Akeldama will be hosting a Steampunk Ball at his town house in London. In addition to dancing and dining, guests will be free to float on his airship, the Dandelion Fluff Upon A Spoon (or, as she's more commonly called, Buffety) and tour his small museum of scientific inventions. The hitch? Lord Akeldama is a very proper gentleman, and as such, he insists proper protocols be followed. This includes, of course, protocols of dress. Guests may come in Victorian wear or Steampunk costume, but unless they are appropriately clothed, they will not be allowed entry to the ball.

Nothing to wear? No community magic needed! Lord Akeldama has, at his disposal, a small army of stylish young men who would like nothing more than to make over his guests. Lord Akeldama and his unlimited funds will provide appropriate garb for anyone who would like to attend, but doesn't otherwise have the means. Additionally, if anyone would like a more, erm, forcible makeover, that can be arranged as well. His drones are very enthusiastic.

I'll be making an IC post in the next few days to invite and recruit worldhoppers -- anyone with worldhops, your help would be greatly appreciated -- but otherwise, just save the date. IT'S A PARTY A PARTY!

Stay awesome, ducks!

ETA: Something I forgot to mention: Lord A is a gossipmonger. Some might call him a connoisseur. He and his drones have one ear in every conversation so that they know all the juicy details, so it's fair to say that if you come to his house for the bar, everything you say will make its way back to him one way or another. What will Lord A do with this information? Absolutely nothing -- he just likes to know it. But if there's something you don't want to be IC knowledge for the good vampire, please drop me a line so that I can have him not notice it.

Comments

[glimmerous_fop]

Klavier's all about the flings since it's all very complicated with Herr Homunculus.

Lol well Lord A might be pleased or horrified to know that Klavier and Lyall have an agreement...kind of. Lyall wants Klavier to come to the party decked out with a cravat and all. Klavier wants the crop top and the leather. The exchange. Klavier will give Lyall all of his clothing and he will wear the cravat and just the cravat.

This is all crack mind you.

[atadflamboyant]

Oh my. Well Lord A approves on an aesthetic level, he must insist on proper dress.

[glimmerous_fop]

And Klavier is all like...WTF is wrong with my crop top?

Well, he'd probably do it, if prompted, but he'd spend most of his time perched in a chintz chair with his legs crossed trying to make wearing only a cravat look fashionable.

[atadflamboyant]

So fashionable!

[thunder_empress]

And with Greed plotting to steal his clothing there seems to be some kind of conspiracy.

[atadflamboyant]

Conspiracy!

[glimmerous_fop]

Should Klavier's feeling of foreboding be something for him to take seriously \o/

[atadflamboyant]

With Lord A you should never count anything out, Klavier dear.

[glimmerous_fop]

It seems that everyone wants him naked apart from a cravat...he;s being overruled.

[material_guy]

If they had actually spoke of that out loud and Greed were an IC thread stalker, he would be endeavoring to make that a reality so hard.



C'mon, baby, let's get it on, parties are all about that. Eris is gone I need somebody to do this sex-up-the-party stint with.

What, me stripping you completely and not stripping myself is completely normal, that's how these thigns always go, don't get suspicious.

Now we're gonna play a kinky game, just close your eyes and...



Gone. But I left you a cravat.

[glimmerous_fop]

yeah, but where the hell are my close you arse, but Klavier could absolutely make the whole naked except for the cravat thing work for him. He'd just be really pissed off at all the teasing and the total lack of follow through.

[cravats]

Randolph, on the other hand, does not lack follow-through.

[glimmerous_fop]

[Gah...I can spell I swear...typos ;A;]

See, that's what Klavier is talking about, you can't just tease him and be done with it!

[cravats]

Alas, that kinky sex with Lord A can never happen... werewolves and vampires don't go well together.

Fortunately this werewolf is delicious on his own.

[glimmerous_fop]

Well, Klavier isn't sure he wants to handle the baggage even if he could be in between it.

On that score, Klavier has no objections...and he will bite your ear too XD

[atadflamboyant]

Excuse me. Am I being discarded like so much rubbish?

[glimmerous_fop]

All this pressure! Okay, I'll bite your ear too, or nibble if you'd prefer.