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IT'S HIS PARTY! NO ONE CRIES.

Hellooooooo, ducks.

For those of you who haven't yet had the pleasure of meeting him, this is Lord Akeldama. He is a charming vampire from a lightly steampunk Victorian-era world, and you're all invited for a lovely evening of dining! Dancing! Dirigibles! Dandies! Other things beginning with D!

On March 31st, Lord Akeldama will be hosting a Steampunk Ball at his town house in London. In addition to dancing and dining, guests will be free to float on his airship, the Dandelion Fluff Upon A Spoon (or, as she's more commonly called, Buffety) and tour his small museum of scientific inventions. The hitch? Lord Akeldama is a very proper gentleman, and as such, he insists proper protocols be followed. This includes, of course, protocols of dress. Guests may come in Victorian wear or Steampunk costume, but unless they are appropriately clothed, they will not be allowed entry to the ball.

Nothing to wear? No community magic needed! Lord Akeldama has, at his disposal, a small army of stylish young men who would like nothing more than to make over his guests. Lord Akeldama and his unlimited funds will provide appropriate garb for anyone who would like to attend, but doesn't otherwise have the means. Additionally, if anyone would like a more, erm, forcible makeover, that can be arranged as well. His drones are very enthusiastic.

I'll be making an IC post in the next few days to invite and recruit worldhoppers -- anyone with worldhops, your help would be greatly appreciated -- but otherwise, just save the date. IT'S A PARTY A PARTY!

Stay awesome, ducks!

ETA: Something I forgot to mention: Lord A is a gossipmonger. Some might call him a connoisseur. He and his drones have one ear in every conversation so that they know all the juicy details, so it's fair to say that if you come to his house for the bar, everything you say will make its way back to him one way or another. What will Lord A do with this information? Absolutely nothing -- he just likes to know it. But if there's something you don't want to be IC knowledge for the good vampire, please drop me a line so that I can have him not notice it.

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He'll try not to inspire too many nose bleeds, but he won't make any promises.

Would Klavier like to become a drone? He's a bit pretty for Lord A's taste, but he does specialize in foppetry...

Depends. What would being a drone entail?

~~kinky sex~~ wry technically a Drone is kind of a daytime protector/servant/living world liason for vampires, serving under the understanding that they will one day be turned -- or at least attempt it. However, many drones don't actually want to be vampires, they just like the glamour of serving a hive. This is especially true of Lord A's drones, since he is not a Queen (lol well...) and would have to have his drones changed by the Queen of the local hive. Mostly, his drones are spies. They infiltrate the best classes of society and bring back delicious gossip because Lord A has to know ~everything.~

Also kinky sex. For reals.

Lol the kinky sex would probably be the only thing Klavier would be good for since he is kind of used to a very, very specific standard of living XD He'd be the worst Drone ever...much too flashy and memorable for spy work. Wouldn't hurt to try him! Though, he'll be good eye candy anyway, he's doing steampunk in a very Sigurd sort of way.

Oh but you see, that's exactly the sort of spy lord a wants. His drones are all perfect dandies of a very specific style, although a few trusted ones have lower-society contacts. Mostly, though, they go to society parties and just listen. Although, I grant you, most of them style down so that they are familiar but not particularly memorable... But occasionally, a *known* face has its uses.

Basically all lord a wants is to hear about other worlds and gossip on the community. And kinky sex.

Well, as long as Klavier isn't betraying anoyone's confidence he'll gladly provide Lord A...or, informally A in his case, with information...and kinky sex. He will also insist that the professor join in because he needs some too.

I'm sorry. Informally?

Lord A would normally insist on complete loyalty from his drones, but as I mentioned above, due to some Canon Drama he is very ton between wanting to know everything about the community and regrouping and gathering the wagons. I think he may invent a new class of Drone-lite to tide him over until things calm down.

As for the professor, well. He has his Own Thoughts on Randolph Lyall. It's sensitive.

Naturally. The closest to Lord that Akeldama would get from Klavier is Herr.

This is where Lord A and Klavier might very well bump noggins, probably. He's definitely the kind of guy who does things by his own set of standards and by his own moral compass.

Klavier is growing fond of the professor, oddly enough.

Lmfao James is going to have to share Randolph with everyone. It makes him sad.

Unfortunately, Randolph and Lord A (who will accept "Herr Akeldama," how delightfully foreign!) have baggage.

He need not worry, Klavier is nuts about and is often driven nuts by a certain Homunculus. However, Lyall is just so cuddly looking in his wolf form that he can't help himself.

Hmm...Klavier wouldn't want to bring in any baggage. (Ah yes, and you know, even though it is the obsolete form of Herr, it used to mean master. So there you go.)

AHAHAHAHA well.. James can hardly begrudge Lyall a tiny flin while he's off moony over a certain pirate...

Baggage, Lumi. With a capital B.

Klavier's all about the flings since it's all very complicated with Herr Homunculus.

Lol well Lord A might be pleased or horrified to know that Klavier and Lyall have an agreement...kind of. Lyall wants Klavier to come to the party decked out with a cravat and all. Klavier wants the crop top and the leather. The exchange. Klavier will give Lyall all of his clothing and he will wear the cravat and just the cravat.

This is all crack mind you.

Oh my. Well Lord A approves on an aesthetic level, he must insist on proper dress.

And Klavier is all like...WTF is wrong with my crop top?

Well, he'd probably do it, if prompted, but he'd spend most of his time perched in a chintz chair with his legs crossed trying to make wearing only a cravat look fashionable.

So fashionable!

And with Greed plotting to steal his clothing there seems to be some kind of conspiracy.

Conspiracy!

Should Klavier's feeling of foreboding be something for him to take seriously \o/

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If they had actually spoke of that out loud and Greed were an IC thread stalker, he would be endeavoring to make that a reality so hard.

C'mon, baby, let's get it on, parties are all about that. Eris is gone I need somebody to do this sex-up-the-party stint with.

What, me stripping you completely and not stripping myself is completely normal, that's how these thigns always go, don't get suspicious.

Now we're gonna play a kinky game, just close your eyes and...

Gone. But I left you a cravat.

yeah, but where the hell are my close you arse, but Klavier could absolutely make the whole naked except for the cravat thing work for him. He'd just be really pissed off at all the teasing and the total lack of follow through.

Randolph, on the other hand, does not lack follow-through.

[Gah...I can spell I swear...typos ;A;]

See, that's what Klavier is talking about, you can't just tease him and be done with it!

Alas, that kinky sex with Lord A can never happen... werewolves and vampires don't go well together.

Fortunately this werewolf is delicious on his own.

Well, Klavier isn't sure he wants to handle the baggage even if he could be in between it.

On that score, Klavier has no objections...and he will bite your ear too XD

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